The Definitive Retard Test

OfficiallyOfficially Posts: 815Community_Member
So, I did a vote on Jailbreak and was outraged to find out that some people *shudder* put the milk in first. Because of this, I decided to make a test that can, once-and-for-all, determine if you are retarded or not. Make sure to post your results!

Comments

  • joe.aldredjoe.aldred Posts: 1,233Admin
    Your survey is incorrect. If you state that you have sugar in tea, you should fail.
  • OfficiallyOfficially Posts: 815Community_Member

    Your survey is incorrect. If you state that you have sugar in tea, you should fail.

    Shit I forgot about that... Just give me a second
  • ShewolfShewolf Posts: 403Admin
    NO NON NONO ONO YOU ALLL have it wrong.

    It is 3 sugars,
    juuust enough milk to cover the sugar
    then the water
    theeeen the tea bag
  • OfficiallyOfficially Posts: 815Community_Member
    I can't tell if you're joking because that is wrong on every step.
    1. I'd say that 1 sugar is acceptable. Any more than that and you might as well just have a Coke.
    2. Milk in before water is just wrong. It stops the water from boiling (so the tea can't stew properly) and you can't get an accurate measure (in your case, the sugar is actually an effective marker).
    3. Water before teabag is just crazy! The teabag needs to be submerged completely for maximum stewing.
    4. See point 3.
  • TheUmpireTheUmpire Posts: 201Admin
    You're retarded... But only slightly
    Don't worry, it's treatable.

    Already knew this
  • TheGamingMarioTheGamingMario Posts: 162Community_Member
    am i the only one who went back without submiting the retard endings and i played it over until i got the "Your retard test came back negative"
  • PortalPortal Posts: 390Veteran
    Mine came back negative first time :D

    My Mum is finally proud of me
  • LogicPoliceLogicPolice Posts: 47Veteran
    Congratulations! The retard test came back negative!
    are you proud of me?
  • joe.aldredjoe.aldred Posts: 1,233Admin
    Adding any amount of sugar to tea is an insult to me and British heritage.
    Officially
  • LogicPoliceLogicPolice Posts: 47Veteran

    Adding any amount of sugar to tea is an insult to me and British heritage.

    *adds 2 teaspoons of sugar while keeping eye contact*
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