Hi, I'm bored and tired of melting in Mexico so I "magpie'd" an idea off @THEGUMMYCUTIONER (gummy is bæ btw) to have a competition! Everyone come up with a shit joke, no copying jokes, no jokes to offend people with and not racist, sexist or homophobic. First place gets 1000 points shop points from me. Second place gets 500 point shop points. Third place gets 300 point shop points. I will pick over the holidays and when I'm back I will give my points to the winning three. Go! Terrible jokes away!